mar

and that girl who was shitting on kesha has a john green quote in her about me

so u no

does anybody know where i can get one of those lil cross body bags 

the ones that are just big enough for like phone + keys + wallet

doglets:

“Pew pew pew” -church interior designer

tips 4 ladies travelling in China:

plan ur bathroom breaks carefully b/c u never know what horrors you will encounter in public restrooms

ie whenever there’s a clean bathroom USE IT

tupacabra:

babies cry because they know how much debt they’re going to be in once they graduate from college

yo i bought these bomb ass pants for $7

iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

i have a cousin that curses in english a lot but it’s really a shame b/c he basically only uses fuck and shit in their expletive form and i’m just glad 2 be a native speaker so that i can fully appreciate all the parts of speech that profanity can take on (◕‿◕✿)

i was talking to my friend about this a few weeks ago while we were waiting for the bus and i still haven’t worked out this kink in my life philosophy

b/c on the one hand i think that people should be able to wear whatever they want b/c it’s just fuckin cloTHES

and on the other hand i get mad when people dress poorly

like it’s not quite the same thing in question but i feel like i don’t have any grounds 2 criticize your fashion sense if i’m sitting over here saying fuck what people think just wear what you like

anticodon:

So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would feel about you using that kind of language” and one of the guys snaps back and said “Idk maybe if your people didn’t shoot him I would know”